Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:
- Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
- Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
- The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
That’s your opinion.
there’s nothing romantic about a pedophile rapist, the senseless murder-suicide of teenagers because families can’t get their shit together or the hypocrisy of the roaring 20s
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT
when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
gf: Come over
me: i can’t i’m skiing
gf: I have dog treats
I work at a doggy day care and have been bringing my lab mix, Harley, whenever I work. Yesterday I didn’t work and today I worked a shift that started at 5am. So, yesterday Harley pooped in the house. I guess it was because I was out with my dad and he needed to go. Well, it happened again today. I come home and the house smells horrible, so I look at Harley and sigh, “alright, where’d you poop?”
One of my dogs tore his ACL so we have a baby gate in front of our stairs so he won’t go downstairs. I thought Harley pooped downstairs, on the tile floor (as normal) but the gate was up. Shit (literally). He pooped a massive dump on the carpet.
So basically I have to bring my 93 pound lab mix to work or he’ll poop on everything I love.